Let us mourn the pa**ing of the weekend My liquor's all dry and gone All my problems haven't been resolved And my headache's grown It's not hell on Earth It's more like a dream It's not like a nightmare anymore Look at my cloven hooves Look at my paraplegic strut I wish you'd do me in, I wish you'd snuff me out So I'd awake with a gun in my mouth, wide eyed for the first time It's more like a dream It's more like a dream to me A splash of cold water, a welcome slap to the face Never ending progress, don't brush your shoulder with your ear And if I second guess the actions that have brought me here I'd awake with a gun in my mouth, wide eyed for the first time It's more like a dream It's more like a dream to me It's not like a nightmare anymore It's more like a dream