You better calm down I'm not liking the sound of your voice I might blow up on you I can't say, I've been drunk since noon, kaboom Now the boys won't take me out in public They wanna drop me like an awkward subject Let me be clear, I've a mean streak, my dear Everyone that I meet, I wanna stab in the ear Except you, cause you're like me We both act miserably I like you, cause you're like me We both act miserably, it must make us happy f** all these people I can't stand the looks on their face Just one more nasty glance And I might just f** up the place, a disgrace Thought I was just a basket case It's looking more like a kick to the face Let me be clear, I've a mean streak, my dear Everyone that I meet, I wanna punch in the ear Except you, cause you're like me We both act miserably I like you, cause you're like me We both act miserably, it must make us happy k** 'em all