American Awesome Alliance - Magnum Cum Latte lyrics

You wake up not knowing where you are You wake up in the trunk of my car My vestigial slits cheering on the home team You're parsi- moaning from my touch b*tch And all this time you were synthesizing lies For I and the desperate guys who get in Line for another ride Insert your penis here for a good time (zero f**s for what you think) My mental model the algorithm That defines all of your isms I didn't mean to pry but I had to try To sneak into your inner circle all clandestine But you wanted more How do you spell who*e A seasonal weakness for physical recess You had every ism now just solipsism If you are what you eat Does that make me a p**y Castrated for a cashmere coat (Yes) Your consolation prize was giving a f** Just my luck just my f**ing Two wrongs don't make a right But two rights make us fight BLEGH! A minute on the lips is a lifetime on the hips I bet it tastes good when you're s**ing on my dick s** on my dick! OH! Tell my secrets in cornfields Because at least they're all ears Out of his sheets into your clothes Is this real? Or am I imagining It's just another nightmare I can wake from Out of his sheets into your clothes Is this real? Or am I imagining It's just another nightmare I can wake from I could never understand linear temerity My monomania insanity, you cheeky c*nt I stay braced full forced for jealousy That's the fakest smile I've ever seen Holding on to what you don't believe Is that the same face you make when orgasming? I'll call you soon from my telephone Let you know that you weren't alone Six years is a long time away from home When it's just a short ride Is this real? Or am I imagining? Out of your sheets into your clothes Is this real? Or am I imagining? Out of his sheets into your clothes Is this real? Or am I imagining? Out of your sheets into your clothes Is this real? Or am I imagining? Just try and sensor out my dirty words Reflecting on the situations I hate My goal was never really noble anyway But you can't blame this guy For once in my life I tried I gave it my best but I failed I might be blind but I can read braille