Amateur Transplants - Sheila's Wheels lyrics

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spacial awareness Makes them really f**ing careless You should never ever let a woman drive When a girl is sitting at the wheel You're gonna hear the crunch of steel There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive Beware the peugot 206 They're only ever bought by chicks And their usual destination is the central reservation If there's any hope that you'll survive Never let a woman drive If you ever let a bird reverse You're gonna end up in a hearse You're in ma**ive f**ing peril if your driver's name is Cheryl If you want to leave the car alive Never let a woman drive