Amateur Transplants - Geriatrics lyrics

Eight o'clock Monday Night at the bingo I finaly talked to a girl A little older than me Her name is Mabice She's a pensioner that I know She wares a cardigan and slippers And a pair of false teeth And when she walks You can see her nipples touch her knees She doesn't notice me 'Cos she's watching countdown Fancies Terry Wogan Waits outside the post office Hours before it opens Why won't she date me I hope she doesn't hate me I know she's nearly eighty Know she's on heart As I fail misserably Trying to get the gran all the old guys want She's the gran all the old guys want