Amateur Transplants - Urology Clinic A lyrics

Desmond had a problem with his waterworks He pa**ed a lot of blood each time he pissed He went to see him General Practitioner Who referred him on to the Urologist. He diagnosed Interstitial Nephropathy In other words his Kidneys turned to sh** He had to have a radical Nephrectomy And an Ileal Conduit. Oh bloody bladder, life went wrong, brah! Oh bloody, bloody bladder!