Amateur Transplants - Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin lyrics

Hello, thank you for listening! My name's Adam Kay And my name's Suman Biswas This album is sponsored by Smaxo-glyth-kline Who have asked us to say a few words about their new drug Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i The BNF has twenty thousand different d** to take So we though 'What could we produce to give you all abreak?' A drug that could treat anything from leprosy to SARS And you can give it in the mouth, IV or up the arse It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i We tested it on animals and none of them survived But that's OK 'cos when we wrote the paper up we lied It's first choice for MI, MS and even for ME And COPD, HIV, PE and DVT Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i There are some minor side effects and some are not that rare Like nausea, vomiting and losing all your hair And heart attacks, becoming gay and growing extra breasts But it's f**ing cheap and hey, this is the NHS Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin We make it from the cerebellar cortex of a bison After that it undergoes some polygenic splicing Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin It makes you smart as Einstein and as muscular as Tyson It brings an end to all that pharmacology revising Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um diddle-i Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin We sell lots in Japan 'cos it's the antidote to Ricin The Minister of Health (we hear) will shortly be advising Take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!