Thank you for coming here You've travelled all the way from afar Following a heavenly star And thanks for the gifts you've brought I realise they can't have been cheap I mean the shepherds only brought us a sheep Oh but you shouldn't have Oh you shouldn't have Your three gifts are better than the rest And I know which one Jesus likes best It's the myrrh All my companions concur That's what the new ones prefer It's indisputable It's just what he wanted All this myrrh You're quite the entrepreneur It's better than orange liquor It's unconventional I can't believe that You brought myrrh Pa** me that other one From underneath the Christmas tree I wonder what could this present be Oh look it's heavier And it's shinier You have really caught me Off my guard I haven't even got you a card Frankincense What can I say to you gents The kindness you've shown is immense It's unbelievable Jesus goes mental for Frankincense A wonderful turn of events I'd hate to think of the expense You've been so generous Thanks for the frankincense And the myrrh Myrrh