Amateur Transplants - Couples Counselling D lyrics

I've got a broadband connection And a laptop with a Pentium four processor With Intel inside My girlfriend thought I needed it For PowerPoint and other sh** But when I told her that I guess I lied When I'm at my desk and I get the horn Down goes my left hand, up comes the p**n I've filled my C: drive up with pics Of Abbie Titmus s**ing dicks And several hundred home movies Like Pamela and Tommy-Lee's Have I given you a clue? The bare celebrities are what I like to view I love those bare celebrities Those hardcore bare celebrities Forget about your girlfriends and your wives! I mean those bare celebrities Those Paris Hilton MPG's And double-penetration readers wives (.com)! I love those bare celebrities Those online bare celebrities My mates think I'm a big computer geek But I'm just browsing celebrities And JPG's of under-three's ** They caught me and my case comes up next week! ** This line has been changed to some (generally more shocking;-) alternatives in live performances.