Amateur Transplants - Couples Counselling A lyrics

What have I got to do to make you f** me? What have I got to do to get laid? Girl, I'd even settle for a blow-job But we haven't gone past second base Everybody else's girls will shag them But every single night you say your tired What the f**'s the matter with you, sh**head? Now all my f**ing condoms have expired It's sad So sad You don't even realize your making this relationship absurd I Begged and I pleaded, I even tried to hypnotise you Listen to my plea..... Sally seems to be a frigid bird