Amateur Transplants - Christmas Number 12 lyrics

On the 1st day of Christmas I learnt this in IT: F1 is the help key On the 2nd day of Christmas I learnt this in IT! F2 is rename- And F1 is the he-e-elp key On the 11th day of Christmas I learnt this in IT! F11's fullscreen F10 does nothing 9 does nothing 8 does nothing 7 does nothing... F6 does nothing! F5 refreshes the screen! F4's the URL F3 finds files F2 is rename And F1 is the help key! And on the 12th day of Christmas I moved them all around Now F12's the URL F11 finds files F10's rename F9 turns the lights off 8 fires rockets 7 makes you pregnant 6 still does nothing F5 goes ping! F4 gives you AIDS F3 cures AIDS F2's disappeared And F1 is the help key!