Amateur Transplants - The Drugs Song lyrics

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin and Rifampicin Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin and Warfarin And Oestrogen, Progestagen and Canesten and Chloroquine There's Bendroflumethiazide and also Cyclophosphamide And Metoclopramide, Acetazolomide Tropicamide Loperamide, Amiloride and Cyclizine and Frusemide And if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide There's Lithium, Fluoxetine and also Amitriptyline Paroxetine, Digoxin, GTN and Azathioprine Miconazole, Atenolol and also Chloramphenicol And if you want to overdose there's always Paracetamol There's Night Nurse and Phenytoin, Zirtek and Diazepam And Lithium, Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam Testosterone, Aldosterone and Valium and Insulin And Lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin There's Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine And Metronidazole and Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides, Nifedipine And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in There's Phenelzine and Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine Pota**ium and Calcium and ev'ry kind of Vitamin A Pethedine and Methadone and Speed, Cocaine and Heroin And Cannabis and Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol and Nicotine You must remember all these d** The names of which you've learnt from me Or f** 'em all and get a job in Orthopaedic Surgery