Amateur Transplants - Mr. Burton lyrics

Here's my long case Behind the curtain It's Mr Burton He's 64 He has chest pain Crushing in nature It radiates to His arm and jaw This pains been getting worse since Wednesday (A-o-ah) And GTN spray (A-ah) Has helped a bit He does not know what is the cause here (A-o-ah) And he's had nausea (A-ah) Along with it He's had no illnesses of note Except for polyps in his throat He's on no medication and he's got no allergies He has no relevant family history (A-o-ah) Except a sister he (A-ah) Thinks had a stroke He lives alone He's an accountant (A-o-ah) He drinks small amounts and (A-ah) He doesn't smoke The student doesn't realise That what I told him was all lies But when the doctor asks me questions I will tell the truth You said I'm on No medication (A-o-ah) That information (A-ah) Is not quite true I take three types Of diarrhoetic (A-o-ah) I'm diabetic (A-ah) Epileptic too I've got one lung I've got a stoma (A-o-ah) Hodgkins Lymphoma (A-ah) Hepatitis B There's my MS There's my anaemia (A-o-ah) And my leukaemia (A-ah) And my HIV You stupid c*nt! You lying c*nt! You stupid lying f**ing c*nt! You lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly f**ing c*nt! I've had a s**-change I've got haemorrhoids (A-o-ah) I'm taking steroids (A-ah) Oral and inhaled I cannot see I've got paralysis (A-o-ah) I'm on dialysis (Uh-oh) And I think you failed