Amateur Transplants - Disney Time lyrics

A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and escaped They wandered the streets and they had adopted their natural states Wasn't it grand? Wasn't it great? When the cartoons all went and a**umed their natural states Mickey Mouse felt his vertebrae snap with his head caught in a trap Eating that cheese and full of disease in his natural state The day they all just discarded their anthropomorphic ways They burst out the TV sets and they changed the way they behaved Ermintrude the cow was sorry when back in her natural state 'Cos Damien Hurst had sliced her and put her up in the Tate Their natural state, their natural state Don't be upset but most of them met a grisly fate Bugs Bunny spent his very last day in Laboratoires Garnier Feeling a bit cross testing out lip gloss in his natural state His natural state And Earthworm Jim he found himself in a fisherman's bait Peter Rabbit and his friends got hit by Mercedes Benz Like Mr Toad found dead on the road in his natural state His natural state Some of our friends met quite sticky ends on restaurant plates Daffy Duck met the end to his days with an aromatic glaze Nice crispy skin and topped with Hoi Sin in his natural state They wound up beaten, chopped up and eaten in their natrual state Each cartoon critter cooked in a fritter Each animation fried up like bacon When the cartoons all went and a**umed their natural state I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy And Mayfair was alright But nowadays I just masturbate To the Lion King each night I go and see every Disney movie As soon as it's released And when I'm randy I think of Bambi And Beauty and the Beast And when I'm lonely I think of Mowgli That kid is pretty cute Pinocchio, Dumbo, Finding Nemo They always make me shoot I also fancy the Little Mermaid Aladdin and Snow White But I prefer when I masturbate To the Lion King each night