Amateur Transplants - Mucking Around on Christmas Eve lyrics

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Amateur Transplants - Mucking Around on Christmas Eve lyrics

Sitting around on Christmas eve It's a cold and frosty night Huddled around the fireplace But the damn thing just won't light Paper and coal and wood won't burn Even soaked in gasoline So I doused the fireplace With nitroglycerin Tragically this happened Just when Santa was inside Blood came pouring down the chimney Bits of beard and chunks of kidney Reindeer fur is everywhere With bones and presents mixed Dasher is dead and tangled up With the spinal cord of Blitzer All that's left of Rudolph Is a very blackened nose Elves rush in in then faint and vomit Near the twitching corpse of Comet Mucking around on Christmas eve Now Santa's on the slab Looks like Donna is a goner Anyone for Donna kebab?