Amateur Transplants - London Underground ( Full Band Version) lyrics

Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in in a Beemer or a Merc Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss Today I got to take my bike 'Cause once again the Tube's on strike The greedy ba*tards want extra pay For sitting their arse all day Even though they earn 30k So I'm standing here in the pouring rain Where the f**'s my f**ing train? London Underground (London Underground) They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts London Underground (London Underground) They're all greedy c*nts I want to shoot them all with a rifle All they say is, "Please mind the doors" And they learn that on their two-day course This job could be done by a four-year-old They just leave us freezing in the cold What you smell is what you get: Burger King and piss and sweat You roast to d**h in the boiling heat With tourists treading on your feet And chewing gum [nail bombs] on every seat So don't tell me to mind the gap I want my f**ing money back! London Underground (London Underground) They're all lazy f**ing useless c*nts London Underground (London Underground) They're all greedy c*nts I want to shoot them all with a rifle La-l-la-la, la-l-la-la The floors are sticky and the seats are damp Every platform has a f**ing tramp But the drivers get the day off when We're all late for work again London Underground (London Underground) Wa-wa-wa*kers, they're all wa*kers London Underground (London Underground) Take your Oyster card and shove it up your arsehole