Parody of Last Christmas by Wham! (YouTube) Last Christmas I gave you my harp And the following June You played me this tune Parody of The First Noel (YouTube) I finally received my new laptop last night But to look at the keyboard There's something not right It was missing a key On the middle row To the right of the K And just under the O No L No L No L No L That's the last time I buy a computer from dell Parody of "Deck The Halls" Christmas song (YouTube) Check your balls for signs of swelling Falalalala, lalalala It's the only way of telling Falalalala, lalalala Assess yourself and find the answer Falala, lalala, la la la! Do you have this type of cancer Testicular-lar-lar-lar-lar!