Amanda Palmer - Guitar Hero (alternate version) lyrics

Can't get them up, i can't get them up I can't get them up at all (hey. ho. let. go.) Good morning k**er king you're a star That's gorgeous hold it right where you are The weather's kinda lousy today So what oh what oh what'll we play Stratocaster strapped to your back It's a semi-automatic like dad's He taught you how to pause and reset But that's about as far as you get So what's the use of going outside? It's so depressing when people die in real life I'd rather pick up right where we left Making out to faces of d**h Making out to faces of d**h And i could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time And i could make you chase me for a little price is right It's a hit but are you actually sure? The targets in the crowd are a blur The people screaming just like they should But you don't even know if you're good You don't even know if you're good So tie them up and feed them the sand Ha n***a! try hard to tell us using your hands A picture's worth a million words And that way nobody gets hurt And that way nobody gets hurt And i could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time And i could make you chase me for a little price is right Woo-ah-oo - woo-ooh-ah-oo Woo-ah-ooh ah ohh ah oo You're my guitar hero, you're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero, you're my guitar hero X marks the box in the hole in the ground that goes off at a breath So careful don't make a sound X marks the box in the hole in your head that you dug for yourself Now lie. in. it Shut up about all of that negative sh** You wanted to make it and now that you're in You're obviously not gonna to die So why not take your chances and try Why not take your chances and try? How do you get them to turn this thing off? This isn't at all like the ones back at home Just shut your eyes and flip the ca**ette And that's about the time that they hit And that's about the time that they hit What the f** is up with this sh**? It's certainly not worth getting upset His hands are gone and most of his head And just when he was getting so good Just when he was getting so good... And i could save you, baby, but it isn't worth my time 'cause even if i saved you there's a million more in line Woo-ah-oo - woo-ooh-ah-oo Woo-ah-ooh ah ohh ah oo You're my guitar hero, you're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero You're my guitar hero