Amanda Palmer - Makin' Whoopee lyrics

Another pride Another tune Another sunny honeymoon Another season Another reason For making whoopie A lot of shoes A lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really k**ing, that he's so willing To make whoopie Ugh. Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture that same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks For making whoopie Another year, or maybe less What's this I hear Oh can't you guess She feels neglected And he's suspected Of making whoopie Oooh she sits at home, most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy And she says "Is he? " He's making whoopie Ugh. He doesn't make much money Only five thousand pounds Some judge thinks he's funny Says he will give six to her And he says "Judge, what if I fail? " The judge says, "Bud, straight into jail You better keep her, I think it is cheaper Than making whoopie"