Alyse Alan Louis - A Better Haircut lyrics

[GEORGETTE] No! I have a question for you! Are your intentions Honorable? [SUZANNE] Ah! [NINO] Honorable? [SUZANNE] Yes, because I'll tell you something She's something special [NINO] Agreed [SUZANNE] Observe You see that Up down, up down I was working in the circus With my boyfriend I was flipping from a high trapeze I'd fly off and he'd always catch me Everything was going perfect in the circus Until the day he dropped me And then dropped me for the tattooed lady [GINA & GEORGETTE] She broke her leg in seven places! [SUZANNE] I did [GINA & GEORGETTE] Watch the tattooed lady take her place! [SUZANNE] And lost my job, lost my place! 'Til at last I bought this cafe! [GINA, GEORGETTE, & SUZANNE] And it seems that every single guy that I know Has another lady on the side show! [GEORGETTE] You know our girl's a fragile egg [GINA] Don't you break her heart! [SUZANNE] Or break her legs! [SUZANNE, GINA, & GEORGETTE] Don't you [GINA] I met a plumber on the Metro With a tool belt He was kinda bald but good in bed And fixed my leaky radiator [GEORGETTE] So we go out on a few dates Then it's too late When you try to leave [GINA&GEORGETTE] The jealously and crazy stalking all come later [GEORGETTE] Don't you treat her like a tape recorder [GINA] She's not a waitress who will take your order [GINA&GEORGETTE] Bring your food Fill your refills [SUZANNE] Except when working at the Windmills [GINA&GEORGETTE] It seems that every single guy that strolls by Doesn't stop till he controls my Every thought, every move [GEORGETTE] Are just the same [GINA] Can you prove [GINA,SUZANNE,&GEORGETTE] That you You Are a lover for the ages Can you prove that you [GEORGETTE] Are not highly contagious [GINA, SUZANNE, &GEORGETTE] Oh yes [GEOGETTE] Love is just another diagnosis Like bacterial vaginosis [GINA,SUZANNE, &GEORGETTE] Once you're in, you're committed [GEORGETTE] To everything that you've admitted [GINA,SUZANNE, &GEORGETTE] If you're going to be the guy to date her Give her space and don't suffocate her You might make 'em stop and stare But you could use a better haircut Don't you treat her like a tape recorder She's not a waitress who will take your order Bring your food Fill your refills Except when working at the Windmills It seems that every guy that strolls by Doesn't stop till he controls my Every thought, every move Oh yeah [NINO] There's no promises that I can give you There's no guarantee we will live to 80 Without breaking up or making each other miserable But you know I think she understands me I don't know why she would I understand She may not even feel the same I love her And I know her name [GEORGETTE] Here's her number And address Amélie Poulain who is not in the bathroom I lied She's probably waiting for you at her home There you go All good now Enjoy [GINA,SUZANNE, &GEORGETTE] All the while, while love infects us The side effect is that love connects us All through now There you go Woah! Yeah!