Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Bells are ringing all around Snowflakes fall and lights adorn Our very merry Tinsel Town! Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Santa sits us on his knee Christmas gifts lie patiently Beneath our decorated tree! Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah! It's our time to send a gift To someone less unfortunate! But Dave, if Christmas is "sooo merry," why did you say it makes you uptight? I-I never said that Alvin! Yes you did I don't need this from you Theodore You said, you can't wait for it to be over, and- Ho Ho Ho Alvin, that's your line, Ho Ho Ho... Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Carolers sing merrily Presents promise happiness If only temporarily! Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Grandma sends us baby truck We are way too old for that But Dave tells us to s** it up! Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah! It's the time to celebrate And send gifts we'll appreciate! Like cash Grandma! Send us cash! Alvin.... No more trucks grandma Yeah! Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? Please? Ah, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just- I am not in a bad mood! Dave, you said to be honest with our feelings... So?! Just admit that you're stressed I AM NOT STRESSED! Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Cars are honking constantly Giving David headaches and Increasing his anxiety! Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Grown-ups seem to go berserk Why are parents so wigged out When Santa Claus does all the work? Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk! O-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. And, I never said to "s** it up" Yes you did "s** it up fellas. Just quit your whining and s** it up." That's what you said Dave! Uh, can we just stick to the song? We're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash, a-and, you don't understand! Oh just s** it up, Alvin! Ha-ha! Gotcha! Alvin! You are so busted Alvin!!! Ho-Ho, just admit that- ALVIN! Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle Bells are ringing all around Snowflakes fall and lights adorn Our very merry Tinsel Town!