Alt-Lit - Wherever I am, I wish I was elsewhere lyrics

it's friday night, I am talking to my cat. talking to my cat I think, ‘I am really tired, I don't know what I am doing, my life is stupid.' it's stupid to say things like, ‘all you need is love,' that's like saying, ‘all you need is an abstraction.' like an abstraction is how I feel sometimes when I am holding my cat. holding my cat is the beginning of disappointment. the end of disappointment is an english lit cla** in which we don't discuss books, just their covers. the cover of a book is most people's favorite part. my favorite part of any book is when the author is still alive. I want to team up with all the authors who are still alive and co-write a book called, ‘f** everyone.' f** anyone who says, ‘stalk me,' it takes all the fun out of online stalking. stalking my own profile online makes me feel like I am just a product of my productivity. my productivity is directly related to making terrible personal decisions. a terrible personal decision is being alone on a friday night and thinking, ‘my life is stupid.' ‘my life is stupid, why am I talking to my cat.'