If you need a holiday somewhere in the sun Let me show you something that is really fun Take a sparkling holiday somewhere in bubblegum You can lie down in the shadow of electric silver trees You can play ferry sinking victim looking water-ski And if you want excitement ask the poet kids They all look like charly manson a bit Take a sparkling holiday.. it's such a fun You might have a quite interesting sightseeing tour Go to hangover purgatory nightmare shore See the damned and the dead and the died for love The commercial gurus, the artist and the stuff And if you come to lovey church, sit down in second row You can hear your sister screaming in the room below And the priest will claim thus they might be sure A girl can either be a saint or a who*e Take a sparkling holiday... Come to the old bridge where the jokers juggle with your fears Give them a penny and they'll show you how to exorcise And under the bridge the junkies shoot s**m It's so expensive these days and they substitute the yearning And if you want to dine, go to loony's inn They serve sweet, good collapse with trauma and gin And afterwards you may need a rest Then i'll tell you pere lachaise is the best Take a sparkling holiday...