Alphacat - Thanks Obama lyrics

[Intro] Over the last eight years I've accomplished a lot of things However, a lot of people still don't appreciate me And very sarcastically say "Thanks Obama" Well, I'm gonna teach you to say it the right way [Verse 1] Michelle is taking me to Red Lobster, I'm getting that "Ultimate Feast" Tell Drizzy my verses are just like the limo I ride in, they call it "BEAST" See, you can't just mention me like I'm a rapper, so you should stay out of your feels 'Cause ain't single thing that's Meek about me, ain't nothing 'run of the Mill' It's no secret I roll with that service, yeah, they stay with that thing in them suits You and all your boys got them owl sweaters, man, you kids are such a hoot I'd put your fate in the flip of a quarter or sign an executive order And ask you, "What is a world tour if you get stopped at the border?" You be talking "views", but my view is greater than yours has ever been 'Cause when I say "Views from the 6" I'm talking 1600 Penn That's the White House address, know you're impressed Leader of the free world, don't play with em, school you with no recess I've got this Syran wrapped so let me be clear My swag don't stop Haters say it's Photoshop I been putting in that work And y'all been acting so bu*t hurt And I'mma step to Donald next verse, trust But I'm in no frat, no rush [Pre-Hook] But all I hear is "Thanks Obama" I'mma teach you to say it the right way Thanks Obama [Hook] Took a billi off the debt Thanks Obama Unemployment five percent Thanks Obama Light-skinned is back in Thanks Obama (Thanks Obama, thanks Obama) [Verse 2] Now if Donald wanna pop off, I'll shut it down,e only talk trash when I'm not around He calls himself "campaigning", the news calls it "Clown Terrorizes Towns!" He be trying to take away my successes like it's his hobby He should change his name to Blac Chyna 'cause all he tryna do is Rob me Trump's run gon' be shorter than his fingers He can't grasp reality, that's another joke about his fingers All the candidates are trash, they should just give me a third term Nah, I'm just kidding, I like Hill and I was feeling the Bern' Trump didn't like who I nominated, boy, don't get played I nominate you for these hands, I nominate you for this fade I saw the debates, you got beat, you've peaked, you've capped I took the beat and snapped, no ghost, no app All that campaign spending but you gon' lose so it's funny Not tryna be a Lil Dicky 'bout it but you should "Save That Money!" No Netflix, you just need to chill, here's the thing I watch you speak politics when I wanna see "Stranger Things" [Pre-Hook] But still I hear "Thanks Obama" I'mma teach you to say it the right way (Y'all got me messed up) [Hook] Took a billi off the debt Thanks Obama Unemployment five percent Thanks Obama Light-skinned is back in Put some respek on him, I ain't gon' tell you no more (Thanks Obama, thanks Obama) [Verse 3] Trump wouldn't be fit to lead if a tailor measured his suit Trump wouldn't be fit to lead 'cause he don't exercise truth He tries to pop off, I just pop my collar, Oxford 'Cause I ran for Pres with a fire playlist and y'all gave me the aux cord You owe people money, ran off on the plug more than twice Me, I'm so wavy, I should wear stars and stripes Stacey Dash ate off the backs of Blacks then left in a flash Call that 'dine and Dash', you lost your flavor 'Mrs. Dash' Trump's own party don't like him, everything is amiss The whole GOP looking around like "Whose mans is this?" And is everybody feeling bad for Jay cause Beyoncé's drinking lemonade? I'm the most powerful man on the planet, all my wife drinks is power-ade [Bridge] Pres- President Obama, I ain't here for your drama Republicans slept on me so I gave 'em all pajamas I lead the USA redesiigned it, changed the name, "United States of Obama" America needs a fresh fade, when it's time to vote go and line-up [Verse 4] That billionaire could live anywhere but prefers to stay in his feelings A divider, no unifier, in this Game of Thrones I'm the king, he's a squire He's a liar, "Trump Lyon" but he ain't got what it takes to run my Empire Put his chances in a hearse There's a better chance to get Frank Ocean's next album first These are Presidential shots shots shots shots shots shots Donald you should duck Facts on facts Just like "God's of Egypt" you gon' flop without Blacks People call me Peter Pan 'Cause I'm so fly that I'll Never Never Land What I do never fails I'm just weighing in, tip the scales I'm out