Alphacat - President Obama Kendrick Lamar SPOOF lyrics

They say these are the end of the times They think I'm N.W.O. and devilish They'll stay looking for reasons and they squint for the signs Light bulbs never go off inside of their minds They'll claim they found ''Illuminati'' in these rhymes ''To push through their agenda, an agenda that I objected to'' They crave division, I find way for us all to connect through So love me or hate me, you gon' sit back while I give you this The beat drops in a sec, so turn it up now - please, I insist Tell CNN to run a story on this Have Will.I.Am take the vocals, do a techno remix Have Oprah's book club, add these lyrics to its ''next to read'' list Let my wife Michelle play this verse loud while exersising with kids I'm in ''fed up'' mode if that mode exists I'm the Catholic church's Pope, I'm the king of the globe If world leaders were Transformers I'm Optimus, no joke Run my country and y'alls - one hand, I juggle them all Think I'm lying? Well, then guess who else will fall if we fall Can't stop or erase it - yes, you can hate it, but face it We're not a super power? Better look around at locations The world is covered in U.S. military bases No ''control+alt+delete'' or escaping me - copy/pasting me I'm a royal flush, you might as well fold Conservatives are biting of my swag cause they're old Eat my swag up 'til they hiccup my Vice President Joe I've knocked your best former Presidential hopefuls out cold (And we're not spying on your calls) North Korea tried to get tough, I called their bluff Threatening to pop off nukes, talking wild of the cuff Some people expect the U.S. not to get involved Then look at me when countries break international law They wanted to ''pop off''' and yes, they would if they could But I made 'em drop that nuke like dudes tuck in their chains in the hood ''Rush Limbaugh warned you about this - second term, baby'' There's levels to this and now Syria's trying to play me I'm not trying to control people, countries or even politics But chemical warfare? I've got a problem with it I'm wrong if I intervene or don't so I keep it stoic People try and blame me for everything: U.O.E.N.O. it And I'm not a socialist, just trying to balance the curve The problem's not me, the problem is the federal reserve Who were your best Head's of State that left an impact? Don't hesitate Who were your top 5 most likable presidents to date? Me, Bill Clinton, Roosevelt, Lincoln and JFK I know that list will have you feeling some kind of way Man, I ain't even worried about nothing, and I'll never quit I'll play the game hard until I make the game glitch I usually work for both sides for all goals that we're trying to hit But this is politics, politicians should know what time it is And that goes for Bush, Bush Sr. and Tavis Smiley Sarah Palin, Fox & Friends, John Boehner and Bill O'Reilly Tea Party, Rush Limbaugh and all other cynics Keep all your cynisism, I'm trying to bury you in it If there was a third term not nan ''right-winger'' could get it Republicans want a chance? He'll dig through fossils to get it What is competition? Ask Mitt or McCain cause from my position They're two of the many that are suffering from ''itions'' Politicians on a mission, they're seeing some premonitions Of exorcising me like a Black president apparition Running short on real facts and ability of cognition These M. Night Shyamalan pundits portraying some crazy fiction Mad cause my skin tone and my tone broke a tradition Dr.King's dream to fruition I k**ed this - call a mortician