Playboy Mommy Words & Music by Tori Amos As performed by Allison Crowe In my platforms I hit the floor I fell face down It didn't help my brain out Then the baby came Before I found The magic highs To keep her happy I never was the fantasy Of what you want Wanted me to be Don't judge me so harsh little girl So, you got a playboy mommy Yeah, well, you just tell those soldiers my name From here to Birmingham I got a few friends I never was there, was there when it counts You get my way You're so like me 'seemed ashamed Ashamed that I was A good friend of American soldiers I'll say it loud here by your grave Those angels can't Ever take my place Don't judge me so harsh little girl So, you got a playboy mommy Yeah, well, you just tell those soldiers my name You want to cross that Bridge all on your own Little girl they'll do you no harm 'cause they know Your playboy mommy You just tell 'em my name I got a few friends Somewhere where the orchids grow I can't find those church bells That played when you died They played Gloria We're talkin' bout Hosannah Don't judge me so harsh little girl So, you got a playboy mommy Yeah, well, you just tell those soldiers my name You want to cross that Bridge all on your own Little girl they'll do you no harm 'cause they know Your playboy mommy Well, I'll be home Yes, I'll be home To take you in my arms