Allan Sherman - Smog Gets In Your Eyes lyrics

They ask me through the years Why I shed these tears I of course replied When you live in Van Nuys Smog gets in your eyes I thought I'd play it wise So I closed my eyes But what do you suppose? When both my eyes I close Smog gets in my nose I went to price An anti-smog device To put behind my car But all too quick The smog became so thick I could not find my car Ten million cars provide Carbon monoxide If they'd all drive a horse There'd be no smog, of course But there'd be something worse In your eyes!