Welcome folks, nice to see you nice So come on down and pay the price Your hearts desire for a moments thought My winning grin is already bought You can trust in me (Chorus) He's a living icon The permanent smile upon his face And the ever present tan Feeds the golden times Stamped on to the minds of a million different people Game show host the king of lonely lives Coffers swelling, here on top Ratings rising, afraid to stop It's the quiz of the week and the nation holds It's breath and waits for what unfolds You can trust in me (Chorus) Bad decision, game show host The girl you're with has made the most Of an offer made by an oily hack Don't go away folks, we'll be right back You can trust in me (Chorus) He's the fallen idol The permanent frown upon his face And the ever waning tan Feeds the gossips lines Stamped on to the minds of a million different people Game show host the king of lonely lives (Chorus)