I woke up at 4 PM, and I stayed in bed till 8 I got up to call my dentist, but it was too late I had to make an appointment, but who needs teeth when you don't smile anyways? They'll just rot away I sleep most of the day so I don't see the sunlight I learned all of my sk**s in the middle of the night But I woke up early in the morning I saw the sun exploding in the sky I thought, "Why, oh why was I spared when my best friend died?" So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door Don't say a word 'Cause if you do, they'll be after you Like they were with me When I was a kid, I always said I'd be a king Of my own country, and I'd let you all in Now that I'm older and I'm wiser, I realize that I'd be counting sins So you can't come in Don't point me towards the mirror, 'cause I don't like what I see It's so easy to be lonely when you've got a face like me And is it wrong to see a doctor every time I think I've got a new disease Once or twice a week? Maybe they'll name one after me So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door Don't say a word 'Cause if you do, they'll be after you Like they were with me So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door Don't say a word 'Cause if you do, they'll be after you Like they were with me So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door Don't say a word 'Cause if you do, they'll be after you Like they were with me So stay in bed, these kids made a mess They made high school a miserable wreck The blood on your shoes, it came from you And there's nothing you can do La la la la la la la la