Alistair Brammer - The Heat is on in Saigon (Live West End Revival lyrics

[Americans] The heat is on in Saigon The girls are ready to screw On of these slits here will be Miss Saigon And since we're stuck here in hell What's a soldier to do The stick is making me choke Turns out this war is a joke Turns out the joke is on you [Engineer] Hey Monsieur Chris! Monsieur John! You've come to win Miss Saigon? [John] I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir [Chris] I love you pal but your bullsh** I've had up to here [Engineer, spoken] It's about time you got laid! [John, spoken] Whatever, man. [Engineer, John, Chris] The heat is on in Saigon [John] But 'till they tell us we're gone I'm gonna buy you a girl [Chris] You can buy me a beer [Engineer] It's showtime! (spoken) From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta, may I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon, Mimi... [Mimi] See my bikini, it's just the right size [Engineer, spoken] Yvette... [Yvette] Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs? [Engineer, spoken] Dominique... [Dominique] Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes [Engineer, spoken] Yvonne... [Yvonne] I'll show you my special trophy of war [Engineer, spoken] Oh she will Fifi... [Fifi] For a Marine, I'll show more [Americans] You won't get up off the floor The heat is on in Saigon Don't tell me I'm rea**igned All that chickensh** s**s Tonight I'm out of my mind Not to mention ten bucks [Engineer, spoken] You all know her as The Sex Toy from Hanoi Miss Gigi van Tranh! [Gigi] If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your bra** Stuck on your ball with a pin in my a** If you get me you will travel first cla** I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri [Engineer] You buy more tickets from me The winner gets her for free [Chris] The meat is cheap in Saigon I used to love getting stoned, waking up with some who*e I don't know why I went dead, it's not fun anymore [Engineer, spoken] How about something fresh from the country, untouched Legs un-parted, parts uncharted, Kim... [Kim] I'm seventeen and I'm new here today The village I come from seems so far away All of these girls here know much more what to say But I know I'm so much more than you see A million dreams are in me [Chris] Good Jesus, John, who is she? [Americans and Girls] The Cong is tightening the noose Is it a week or a day or an hour we got? Tonight could be our last shot, got to put it to use. I got a fever babe and you're gonna catch it I got an itch and baby you'd better scratch it [Americans] Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne Gonna buy me a beer Here's to you Miss Saigon [Engineer, spoken] Yvonne, Yvette, Fifi, Mimi, Kim, Gigi! Attention, s'il vous plait! By popular demand Miss GIgi van Tranh Is tonights' Miss Saigon [Americans] The heat is on in Saigon How we get used to the smell So let's wasted, get high and get laid A good-bye party in hell! [Engineer, spoken] And now who wins my little p**ycat? Number 66!