Alicia Rubio - Week 8 reading journal lyrics

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Alicia Rubio - Week 8 reading journal lyrics

9-30-13 An artist asked a gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were on display. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your d**h. When i told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor." 10-01-13 book The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Arthur Dent just found out his house is going to be demolished to build a bypa**. according to Mr. Prosser the plans for the bypa** had been on display for 9 months but they were locked away in a filing cabinet so that Arthur wouldn't know about it. Arthur doesn't want his house to get torn down so, he is laying down in front of the bulldozers. 10-2-13 Arthur's friend Ford goes and tries to convince Arthur to go have a couple of drinks with him. He eventually does convince him and tricks Mr. Prosser to take Arthur's place in the mud trying to stop the bulldozers from knocking the house down. Ford takes Arthur to drink and tells him that the earth is about to be destroyed by Vogons. 10-3-13 Joke book: An exhausted hunter out in the wilds stumbled into a camp. "Am i glad to see you," he said. "I've been lost for three days." "Don't get too excited, friend," the other hunter replied. "I've been lost for three weeks." Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa 10-4-13 absent