Alicia Rubio - Week 7 reading journal lyrics

9-23-13 A ninth-grade chemistry teacher wanted to demonstrate the evils of liquor to his young students. He produced a gla** of water, a gla** of whiskey, and two worms. "Now cla**, observe closely," he said as he dropped one of the worms into the gla** of water, perfectly happy. The teacher dropped the second worm into the gla** of whiskey. The worm swam around for a moment, then seized up and curled, quickly sinking to the bottom of the gla**, dead as a door nail. "Now, what can be learned from this experiment?" the teacher asked his students. After a pause, young Tom stood up and said, "Well, if you drink whiskey, you'll never get worms." 9-24-13 Teacher: Sammy, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Sammy: I get up early. 9-25-13 didn't go to fifth period 9-26-13 Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because it said "concentrate." Teacher: I hope i didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Gary: I hope you didn't either. 9-27-13 took test on archetypes