[Intro] *Alarm going off* (Tony) *Moan* (Girl) Baby, it's time to get up (Tony Mike) *unintelligible* (Amanda Knight) Baby, it's time to get up (Tony Mike) *sigh* 5 more minutes (Amanda Knight) I gotta go to work, you gotta get up (Tony Mike) What the f**, man, it's. .. it's still dark outside (Amanda Knight) That's because there's a blanket over the window (Tony Mike) Gimme 5 more minutes.... (Amanda Knight) No, get up! (Tony Mike) Uggghhh... where's my bottle? (Girl) Anthony, it's 8 o'clock in the morning! You don't need a bottle! (Tony Mike) Where's the joint? [Verse 1] (Tony Mike) Someone please tell me if it's all in my head/ Some days I wonder why I even crawl outta bed Why's it everyday it seems like one of those days/ Where all you wanna do is sit and blaze a J Laze away, I hate them days, I get more excitement out my dreams/ Tack a blanket over my window so hopefully I stay asleep And if you awake before me, please just let me be/ This isn't the time to clean or turn on the f**in TV I try to pop sleep aids, but I still lie awake/ Thought my phone was on silent, but now it vibes and shakes So I light a J and fly away, while my pot pie splatters in the microwave I got the munchies, this boring sh** ain't f**in funny/ Even if I had something to do, I ain't got no f**in money Now that I'm up, I guess I'll try to do something productive/ Hustle up some drinking money and try to find a b**h to f** with [Hook] (Alicia Renée) Sometimes life just wasn't meant to be So tell me why d**h is still my enemy Sip Belvedere as we pa** the weed Cuz life's way better living in a fantasy Living in a fantasy Yeah, we living in a fantasy We on some sh** that you can't believe Seeing money through the ceiling Living in a fantasy [Verse 2] (Tony Mike) Lifes a b**h then you die, yeah you're listening right/ All I see myself doing is jizzin and getting high Drinkin High Life, I could really use a lime/ But life hands me lemons, so I use it with the shine If I stay out my mind, I think I'll be doing fine/ What's wrong with self medicating? Ain't like anybody's died Please tell me what's the crime with fast fowarding life? f** the world every day! But she'll never be my wife I used to give my arm a slice for having days like today/ Now i rely on a fifth of grain and a bag of Mary Jane Sometimes I go insane trapped in this house by myself/ I hate being sober, like it's bad for my health I used to ask for help, used to pray for my d**h/ I was screamin for the sh**! shoulda saved my breath Everyone acts like life is so great when they're all in my biz/ That's when I take a swig and hit, and then I tell em this... [Hook] [Bridge/breakdown] (Tony Mike) Yeah... *inhale* i dont ever wanna go back to that f**in place...*cough* (Amber Wilson) Yo, pa** that sh** [Verse 3] (Tony Mike) I wish i could isolate myself and stay baked forever/ Then I'd believe motherf**ers that say "life gets better" I see myself stacked with chedder, stacked to the ceiling/ Yeah, we're living in a fantasy, so I'ma have millions! sh** we're in Lala Land, let's stay for a bit/ Got eight naked Asians tasting my dick I'm raising my kid to get trophies in every sport/ And my dicks so long, i could never wear shorts! (Haha) Lifes so f**in great, i got trillions in the bank/ Go overseas in my jet, feed Ethiopian's steak I legalized k**in skanks, decreased the population/ And all b**hes swallow like (Amber Wilson) That tastes amazing! (Tony Mike) No one ever has to work, cuz everything is free/ You either pay with p**y, alcohol, or weed See all the sh** sounds great! But hold up wait! The alarms going off *alarm sound* and it's time to awake! Damn! [Hook]