Alice Fredenham - Chain House Party lyrics

[Adam] 10 Past 10, the word's around There's a party going down in Newport town Loads of free booze and they gonna feed us I steps to it in my new white Adidas Like comedy, with John Candy It's funny to see, my mate Ballsey You think he's got the munchies and he's eating a Snickers But he's walking around the kitchen in your mothers knickers Party in the bedroom, the kitchen and the corridor Everybody's high cos I'm the f**ing draw amba**ador No smoking, what the f** is that I'll cane your 9-bar and I'll rob your f**in' 4-pack It's a house party like Kid N Play The DJ's being sick in the f**ing hallway Chain Gang crew and we're back on the draw It's the party get on the dance floor! [Xain] 10 Past 10, the party's on So get down, and smoke a bong! 10 Past 10, the party's on So get down, and smoke a bong! You knows! [Eggsy] Sambuca, Tenants Super, just lager, rose wine - the pink stuff, error vodka! Weed, Eggies, Builders Whizz, Mushrooms [Xain] Yellow Pages and French polishes Antique tables and expensive furs Oh son, you're never gonna learn The living room carpet's full of f*g burns! [Mysti] Everybody's high with the lights down low At the house party, or is it a bungalow? Feeling the vibe, and letting it flow Just had a bong, now its going really slow You're turning white and you're stumbling upstairs You're like the zombie from my f**ing nightmares You're turning green with the thousand yard stares Covered in sick, but you just don't care! [Eggsy] Oh 11pm things are just getting started The music gets louder all the dickheads have departed I roll myself a jazzy then I sit back and wait For my boys to come back from the pub with a crate. [Xain] In your mum's drinks cabinet, break out the Pimms And the Bristol Creams, it's like an episode of Skins Wasted! Lost control of my bowels Run out of toilet paper so I'm using your towels! 10 past 12 turn up the ba** Turn up the treble, I'm off my face! 10 past 12 turn up the ba** Turn up the treble, I'm off my face! [Eggsy] They got Gordons Gin, Grand Mariner, Metaxa, Bells Whisky, and Baileys Original Irish Cream. 10 past 2 the council knocks the door The music's too loud and it stinks of draw Some kids naked walking around with a stiff And your next door neighbour's with the vicar having spliff I can't believe it - where are all the birds? I'm not gonna pull so I break out the herbs sh** on the walls like my man Bobby Sands This party's got me f**ed and it's ruined my plans. [Xain] Oh, you got any draw there?? [Eggsy] I think Paul's got draw. [Xain] I don't.....I haven't got any draw left..... I'll have to go through the ashtrays do roach-head cla**ics 10 past 6 it's all gone wrong Run out of weed nothing left for my bong! 10 past 6 it's all gone wrong Run out of weed nothing left for my bong! [Knocking] [Eggsy] Who's at the door? It's the police, sh**, sh** it's the police. Is it the police? Who's at the door?? [Xain] Just as the f**ing Ecky's kicking in as well man!! f** I'm going into space! [Eggsy] I'm not doing time for wrecking someone's house up It's not even my house, I don't even know where we are! Who's house is it?! [Xain] f**ing hell it is the police an all! sh**! [Eggsy] Where's Paul gone?!