(alex)Slander - Garbage lyrics

I'm drunk driving the dream without a PhD or permit To decorate my duct tape wallet, though I've earned it And we're still broke as f** You know we smoke the garbage Domes s**ed, Picking Wiz Khalifa out the bathroom carpet I'm leaving marks where verbal marksmen tend to market sh** With a style as dark as the abyss between Clive Barker an John Carpenter's heads Inebriated in the shed with Simon Pegg like that might be my best friend But it would seem your queen is dead So see the difference in all individual creation Is that we provoke the brain while your breath is wasted You can taste it in the air Cause you're not down with the atmosphere Load the "Overcast!" up in your ear Cause All I hear is YOLO But how low will you go, bro? Like Danny DeVito Can I touch my toes? NO! But bet I'll mentally flex to your curriculum Check you like a testicle, then come in like a catheter Burning the last king of man a forest fire festival Sending drama queen back into trauma school another semester Fallin' of Pangea I'll peep you later If you're dipping too, leave a magnet message on the freezer And I'm out But I'll be back in a few Comin' with yo goods Doin' strictly business like a drive-thru See I'm too nice, you take me for a pacifist But tread carefully where currents mix, Cape Hatteras Cause I'm lord of the flies on the isles of fatal attraction Where smash hit's will get you spent quicker than a half pence But that'll naturally happen when you're givin' up the head Like an attractive actress with a coke problem and daddy in the past tense No regrets forgetting, or getting over the message I'm sending faster than a Ranger Rover Screaming "f** the rubbish!" like a litterbug's attitude Cynical as Louie in a Motorola focus group I'm out Lemme get one more verse on this, man... And now I keep these people noddin' Like buoys or booties bobbin' on my water bed And mama said I wouldn't be sh** without some college debt Lost fingerprints to the grind like Tech Deck Spread verbal lead through blasphemous flesh like a tech d**h Now I'm on deck facilitatin' all your shipwrecks Got family mislead pa**in' all of my piss tests Like "How'd he do it? There's no shoe to fit left!" And I'm like get used to it! Slander ain't plead the fifth yet, nah! Comin' up and leaving nothing but hoofprints Wanna hang with the best? Tell me how this noose fits You know I'm out