Alex Frecon - Cake Eater Anthem lyrics

[Verse 1] This is Edina, life on the west side Got big dreams, nice things and the best ride Range Rovers, never in Toyota's Gonna cop the Beamer at the dealer, next time 50th and France, we on our way Cause we gotta stack chips like Frito Lays With Gucci shades, all you see's my reflection It's a fact, that Every Day I Need Attention And so does my wife I've had to pay for everything like all of her life She was in Palm Springs, like just last week Why should she have a job? She has me Our kids seem bratty seem outta control Dressed in the best clothes down at Valley View Road Drop them off in my Tesla Northface vest, Ugg boots but I've never felt fresher [Chorus] I've got Ferrari's, Maserati's, drive all over the place I drink Martini's, never seen these looks all over their face My friends all know that I'm cool I been this way since high school Cause life's never been sweeter When you're just a cake eater [Verse 2] When it comes to hockey, nobody can stop me My high school team I was playing on the Top 3 Now my son is scoring piles And if I don't like his line I can whine to Curt Giles The history is deep, I probably might have told ya All we do is win, win, win, like Ikola Dropping names like Chorske or Bellows Tearing up the ice wearing green, white, yellow We got snipers and danglers that haven't been born yet The fans at Braemar keep buzzin like some Hornettes Your Northface vest? It ain't as puffy as mine And your conversations sure as hell ain't stuffy as mine Last night my kid tore up his league He had a hat trick right up in his sleeve Coach says he's never seen that Gemeni Athletics gonna have to stitch the “C” patch [Chorus] I've got Ferrari's, Maserati's, drive all over the place I drink Martini's, never seen these looks all over their face My friends all know that I'm cool I been this way since high school Cause life's never been sweeter When you're just a cake eater [Verse 3] Find me in summertime up on the course At the E.C.C showing up in a Porsche Drink at least three teas, Long Island of course Then my wife will take my credit card along to the stores Find her at the Galleria Yapping on her phone, talking to Gena Mary gotta new Benz lotta nice features Over last night, you really had to see her See life sure is great Got a real nice ride with some custom plates My wife's still hot, and she drinks all day Plus my kids work hard and they get good grades That's alright, that's okay If you need a job, you can come our way This economy is balmy But don't blame me cuz I voted for Romney [Chorus] I've got Ferrari's, Maserati's, drive all over the place I drink Martini's, never seen these looks all over their face My friends all know that I'm cool I been this way since high school Cause life's never been sweeter When you're just a cake eater [Chorus] I've got Ferrari's, Maserati's, drive all over the place I drink Martini's, never seen these looks all over their face My friends all know that I'm cool I been this way since high school Cause life's never been sweeter When you're just a cake eater