I would sleep with James Franco as Allen Ginsberg And Allen Ginsberg would sleep with James Franco As James Dean. Woof, woof and a howl. James Franco makes me growl. At the office I think about James Franco As more than just performance art. At my desk and in my poems— I take him seriously, I write into him real hard. Woof, woof and a howl. I even like to watch James Franco scowl. Once at a New York loft party a famous poet said, “You are your author photo.” James Franco, James Franco, I love you.