You tell stories that aren't going anywhere Toast pops, you scream; somehow, always unprepared Heard the doorbell - I said "it was on TV" But that won't stop you calling out into the empty street You left the keys inside, got locked out in the rain But you know I'm always here to let you in and say You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid And I love you Last week I did not remember our anniversary You said that must be cos I'm a Sagittarius "You don't make time for me - this is such a shock!" Strange how you missed that when you read both of our horoscopes! You didn't eat that pie; it looked like it had eyes sponsored links Next time you go without, remember what I'll shout You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid And I love you And when you've heard this song, I know just what you'll say ... I'm stupid stupid I'm stupid stupid I'm stupid stupid And you love me We're stupid stupid We're stupid stupid We're stupid stupid And you love me And I love you