I remember when there were only 150 of you Well, technically 151 if you are counting Mew But I digress, I guess I spent the best years of my little life Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives And I miss the Pokémon Center I miss its' music, too And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water Pokémon, what happened to you? In the old days, you only got one form of every kind I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn't even have to try But now you showed me Team Galactic, and Dark and Steel and eggs Oh, I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn't used for s** And I miss the cycling road, don't you know I miss the music, too And I can't believe you used to be in black and white Pokémon, what happened to you Now Legendary means nothing to me Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty And I only want three choices for my Eevee I don't want a rival if his name is not Gary And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon I don't know I miss holding down the B bu*ton 'cause I thought it made it easier I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon I won't accept your Leaf Green, they'll always be Red and Blue to me Yesterday I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown They spelled the words "We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo" "We don't get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so" "And the Pokédex was fine, it didn't need a radio" And I miss the Team Rocket hideout And I miss the music too And why have Shinies if they're so impossible to find? Pokémon, what happened to you? Pokémon, what happened to you? And I'll never again experience that joy of mine Because you are incompatible with my brand new DSi