Alex Cameron - Real Bad Lookin' lyrics

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Alex Cameron - Real Bad Lookin' lyrics

[Verse 1] I am the drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar Oh well I'm scheming, and I'm scheming, and I'm scheming, and I'm gonna go far All the boys, yeah they think I'm a star Because I'm drinking, and I'm drinking, and I'm drinking, yeah I go pretty hard I get a pinch on my a**, when I lean on the sill And then I bent it, and I bent it, and I bent it but not to pick up the bill My husband's at work, my baby's in a Daewoo sauna I hold my breath when I check, just to see that she isn't a goner The little dream sits there, she's like a fly in a jar Yeah who the hell are they to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car I am the goddamn drunkest, ugliest girl at the bar Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car [Chorus] Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car Yeah who the hell are you to tell me that I can't leave my kid in the car [Verse 2] I am the dumbest, richest guy at the bar Yeah, well I'd take you for a ride but my girl took the keys to my car I made a deal over lunch baby, yeah it was worth 15k I show my teeth when I smile in a real matter-of-fact way I make so much money, I swear I never get any older And I don't talk to my brother cause that prick's got a chip on his shoulder Oh yeah I'm feelin real good, how much for one of those cigars? I want to breathe like a dragon baby, I cough up burning hot tar Hey look, I'm cold outta cash, just put it all on my card Hey, wait but you can't cut it up, my credit rating is five stars Oh well this place is a joke, yeah who do you think you are You're talking to the goddamn dumbest, richest guy at the bar