[Verse 1] If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna [Chorus] Confused and rude Such a special kind of way to be cruel Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude [Verse 2] Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down [Chorus] Confused and rude The owner of a bad attitude Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude [Solo] [Chorus] Confused and rude Such a special kind of way to be cruel The piranha found their way to the pool Confused and rude Confused and rude [Verse 3] If I were one of the things, I'd be american garbage A most beautiful thing, the most beautiful american garbage you have ever seen [Chorus] Brand new and bruised On the way to building a better you Brand new and bruised Confused and bruised Confused and rude [Outro] If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna Confused and rude Confused and rude Confused and rude