The last to know The party's over and we won't go No one to laugh at our jokes Anymore There's the door Don't forget your hat The stores are all closed Couldn't buy a break anyway Saint Jude he couldn't help me or you I suppose CHORUS: More miles than money Look at out lives and it's so funny More miles than money We fall in love and it's never funny We're the last, the very last to know The last to know We play the jokers in this minstrel show Cause no one cares in this showbiz crowd Anymore Got another cigarette I'm not quite through with this story yet Nothing left here that we should fear I suppose CHORUS From the cradle to the grave All the memories never saved Nothing here that we should fear So I'm told As the night slips away And we stumble towards another day There's nothing more left to say I suppose