Alaska Thunderf** - Slaytina lyrics

[Verse 1] Loading Commencing Dragulation In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Introducing a new model Comprised of the best elements Of Dragoons the world over The 7 billion dollar woman Better, faster, stronger [Breakdown] Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki I give you... [Beat Drop] Slaytina! Slaytina! Slaytina! [Verse 2] Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny Featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet [Breakdown] Comedic sk**s receiving 5 more laughs per minute than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage! [Beat Drop] Slaytina! Slaytina! Slaytina! Slaytina! [Bridge] Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez Installed by Jiggly Caliente's personal Oral Surgeon With cooter-slam enabled hip joints stolen from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova I give you.. I give you.. [Beat Drop] Slaytina! Slaytina! Slaytina! Slaytina! [Outro] Slaytina!