Alaska Thunderf** - Ride For AIDS lyrics

(with Willam Belli) I'm a modern privileged gay You spend most evenings on your back Disposable income everyday I think it’s time that we both give back, Turn off Doctor Oz, Ride a bike for a good cause, Raise some dough for our friends who are pos Training, sweating - that sh** hurts. Feel the wind blowing in your hair Trading in our mini-skirts For some fashionable active wear I still don’t see the appeal, Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels But just think how good you’ll feel I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend Get your a** to San Francisco, Then ride down to LA. Safety first so wear a helmet. b**h I said “No way!” How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed? I’ll look cute and pay for gas. Cause you know I love a road trip, But Clif Bar tastes like a**. You’re a shady f**ing drag queen. Probably going straight to hell. But then you do a little AIDS ride. ...And the PR goes well. I'll look like a real good person, With generous charity ways. Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby, But I’ll ride for AIDS. Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam? (I don’t know what that means) Is there WiFi on this thing? I will beat you with your selfie stick! Young man, s**ual body wear, Plus the Lycra shows off his dick. Oh my gosh! The view is right. I will bike all through the night. Pitch a tent it feels so nice. So each mile that I go, Makes the donations pile on up. Plus we get free Gatorade. Can I get some backup in my… Shut your mouth you’ll swallow a bug. It’s a nice break from drag and d**, Plus I get to shake these big jugs. (I knew we should’ve asked that Aussie whatshername to come.) You’re a shady f**ing drag queen, Probably going straight to hell. But then you do a little AIDS ride, And the PR goes well. I'll look like a real good person, With generous charity ways. I’ll make a stank face baby, But I ride for AIDS. So please follow up and donate, TofightHIV.org Give a little and you’ll get back. It’ll be a smorgasbord. Give some cash if you ain’t got time, Good karma gets you laid. And we’ll make a stank face baby, But we’ll ride for AIDS. Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift, We’re do-gooders. Gave you credit right down there in the footer. Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift, We’re do-gooders. Go and donate to the site in the footer. You’re a shady f**ing drag queen, (HIV!) Probably going straight to hell. (Stops with me!) But then you do a little AIDS ride, And the PR goes well. (Get your a** on the bike!) You’re like a real good person, (Ride a unicycle if you want to!) With generous charity ways. I’ll make a stank face baby, But I ride for AIDS. (Or you can rollerblade if your super fruity gay!) So please follow up and donate, (Donate!) TofightHIV.org. (org!) Give a little and you’ll get back, It’ll be a smorgasbord. Give some cash if you ain’t got time, Good karma gets you laid. And we’ll make a stank face baby, But we’ll ride for AIDS