Spoken : The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime. For you they live in a quiet monastery For you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short They count to ten when you tell them how to drive And when they're afraid they let you speak for them All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior For you we wax, we scale, and chicken our legs For you we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it We counted to 10 temporarily And it was somethin' about how you talk down to me All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior The roles of compromising for the family, you don't want some There's only so much we can do to make your dress short I am single I am weary You're just jealous You're just confused You're just hungry You're in sin now You're not happy You are petty All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior He knows not of what he has wrongly done Forgive his ignorant behavior You are tortured You are captured You are busted We were silent You were tested You knew better You are lonely Was it worth it? La,la,la