I'm wise and ambitious, And angry and free, And smart and available, And s**y... I'm soft and appealing, And wearing pajamas, And twisted and willing, And crazy... And this is the story of the d**h of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to throw her on the floor. And thought-provoking, And opinionated Cultured and funny, And experienced... Fearless and tender, And sweetly innocent, Uninhibited, Likes a good debate. And this is the story of the d**h of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to tie her to the bed. I could fall in love a million times before I die, You could draw me a bubble bath, We could walk into the sunset... And this is the story of the d**h of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to throw her on the floor And this is the story of the d**h of Cinderella I'm gonna grow to be a maid and I'll never find a fella Who can use me And that's all you can do not to kick me in the a**.