Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner - That's Why You Love Me lyrics

[EDGY ROCKER GUY] I never open up your door I never shower you with praise When you call or text my phone I don't reply to you for days I can't hold down a job I failed my G.E.D I'm angry then indifferent And babe, oooh babe That's why you love me That's why you love me [EDGY BRITISH GUY] I take you out to awesome meals But can't afford to pay the checks I will pledge eternal love Then leave your place right after s** I always say I'm booked In truth, I'm usually free I canceled on your birthday And babe, oooh babe That's why you love me [EDGY ROCKER GUY] That's why you love me [BOTH] That's why you love me [EDGY BRITISH GUY] You love how I keep you guessing If I'm interested or not [EDGY ROCKER GUY] And how I tell your mother That she is super-frickin' hot! [BOTH] How I cover up my lies By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys [EDGY ROCKER GUY] No one'll treat you half as nice [EDGY BRITISH GUY] I only cheated on you twice... [BOTH] You've got no choice You know you're hooked [EDGY ROCKER GUY] You're hooked! [EDGY BRITISH GUY] You gave it up on our first date [EDGY ROCKER GUY] Oh yeah! [EDGY BRITISH GUY] After I told you you looked fine But had to lose a little weight [EDGY ROCKER GUY] Only ten pounds! [BOTH] I'm bound to disappoint I'm sure that you'd agree [EDGY BRITISH GUY] I'm snotty and neglectful [EDGY ROCKER GUY] I'm nasty and self-serving [BOTH] I've got a giant penis! And babe, oooh, babe That's why you love me [EDGY BRITISH GUY] Yeah yeah yeah! [BOTH] That's why you love me [EDGY ROCKER GUY] Oh yeah! [BOTH] That's why you love me That's why you love me!