Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner - First Impressions lyrics

[CASEY] (spoken) So, do you agree with Kevin? [AARON] (spoken) About what? [CASEY] (spoken) Am I really cute? [AARON] (spoken) What? You can't just ask me that! [CASEY] (spoken) Why not? You said you were an open book. So, am I? [AARON] She's a little artsy She's hip and cool She's just like all those girls That ignored me all through school She's kinda indie And pretty hot She's a lot like all the things that I am not There's some Asian symbol Tattooed on her wrist She's got the kinda look that says "Hello, world. I'm pissed." She's sorta hostile Her guns are drawn Is it weird or just screwed up that I'm turned on? But that's just a first impression I could be totally wrong It's only a first impression And maybe she's A stuffy and conservative Way uptight girl who's still a virgin Never goes past second base Supressing every single urge Until she marches down the aisle And finally ties the knot She could want a giant family Be an opera devotee Hell, even have a PhD Yes, that's who she could be [CASEY] (spoken) I'm waiting [AARON] (spoken) Uh, yes, you are very... pleasant looking [CASEY] (spoken) Pleasant looking? [AARON] (spoken) No, I mean attractive! desirable! stunningly beautiful! How about D: all of the above? And what adjectives would you use to describe me? [CASEY] He's a bit annoying And overdressed He's got the kinda vibe that says "Look at me: I'm stressed" (spoken) Honestly, there are just so many adjectives to choose from, I wouldn't even know where to start Probably likes to cuddle Long walks in the park And if he likes s** Then it's only in the dark But that's just a first impression I could be totally wrong It's only a first impression And maybe he's A nasty uninhibited Ferocious tiger in the sack Who rides a Harley, hits the gym And makes his money dealing crack To wealthy kids in private schools Who treat him like a god He could kick some a** just like Bruce Lee Engage in online piracy And not take any sh** from me Yes that's who he could- [AARON] That's who she could- [BOTH] That's who he/she could be But that's just a first impression I could be totally wrong It's only a first impression And though the impression is strong It never can hurt to question Though I doubt this will lead to romance [AARON] Sometimes the ones who seem great Are a nightmare to date [CASEY] Either way I've been burned [BOTH] But the one thing I've learned Is often times first impressions [AARON] Are worth a second glance [CASEY] It's worth a second glance [AARON] A second glance [CASEY] It's worth a second glance [AARON] A second glance [CASEY] It's worth a second glance [BOTH] It's worth a second glance