Alan Jay Lerner - The Rain in Spain lyrics

SERVANTS: Poor Professor Higgins! Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins! All day long On his feet Up and down Until he's numb; Doesn't rest Doesn't eat Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins! Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds; Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m. On through midnight ev'ry night. One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins! Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins! Ay not I, O not Ow Pounding pounding in our brain. Ay not I, O not Ow Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"... ELIZA: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! HIGGINS: By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it! Now, once again where does it rain? ELIZA: On the plain! On the plain! HIGGINS: And where's that soggy plain? ELIZA:In Spain! In Spain! HIGGINS, ELIZA, PICKERING: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! HIGGINS: In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...? ELIZA: Hurricanes hardly happen. How kind of you to let me come! HIGGINS: Now once again, where does it rain? ELIZA: On the plain! On the plain! HIGGINS: And where's that blasted plain? ELIZA: In Spain! In Spain! HIGGINS, ELIZA, PICKERING: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!