Alan Douches - Last Chance to Lose Your Keys lyrics

[verse 1] Cashed in all my chips tonight And combed my hair till it was just right Cause I've been thinking 'bout you and me girl And we've got something going on Tell me you can't wait to see me Then you didn't bother to even show up This whole situation's incredibly typical [pre-Chorus] I should've seen it all along I should've seen it all along I should've seen it all along It's girls like you that make me think I'm better off [Chorus] Home on a Saturday night With all my doors locked up tight I won't be thinking about you, baby [verse 2] Call me on the phone And you don't even wanna talk Staring at you from across the room But turn your back when I walk up We got inches away And I never even got close Leave your lipstick at home Don't pick up the phone Don't bother to look in my direction [pre-Chorus] I should've seen it all along I should've seen it all along It's girls like you that make me think I'm better off [Chorus 2x] Home on a Saturday night With all my doors locked up tight I won't be thinking about you, baby [bridge] Forget everything you think you know about me Forget everything you think you know about me This isn't high school [Chorus] Home on a Saturday night With all my doors locked up tight I won't be thinking about you, baby